These are the foods that require practically no jaw action or gnashing of teeth.
Note: M.I.Y.O. Monday stands for Make It Your Own Monday, a question thrown out to DCF readers every Monday to jumpstart the week with lively interaction. I also welcome questions and suggestions for future MIYO Mondays. Email me.
Of course steak is out of the question, as is obscenely crunchy chicharon; you know, the one whose crunch reverberates for miles, and with laman, its inch-thick layer of fat petrified and MSG-ed to death but oh so gosh-damn-good. Or hey, what about ice cream speckled with toffee brittle, shot through with nuts and a desire’s worth of chocolate-covered peanut butter cups? I could go on but today, I want to know what foods you like that are soft and almost suckable – through a straw, that is. (No point in getting salacious so early on a Monday, ha ha).
For reasons that I’ll make abundantly clear later on this week, you’d be doing me a great service if you could answer this particular MIYO Monday question. I’ll let the mystery linger here and not say too much for now. You’ll forgive me my uncharacteristic succinctness, but I don’t want to give too much away.
So tell me: What foods do you like that are soft or liquid-like? (It sounds almost gross, doesn’t it?)